Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
misunderstood and disillusioned i go on...
Sleigh Bells - Demons (Diplo Remix)
Okay, you see this? THIS is the saddest film of all time. I dare you to try to make it to the end without breaking into floods of tears. I double dare you motherfucker. It’s that good.
Really beautiful and eerie mix by Julia Holter for FACT. Combines found art with some tracks from her new album. More of this, please. http://www.factmag.com/2012/02/13/fact-mix-316-julia-holter/
Today was a Good Day
Finally got some new tires for my bike. Hit up the charity shop game in Pimlico, picking through the discarded and unwanted finery of our betters. Got a Valentino tie and everything. The sun shone throughout.
Noel Fielding's Luxury Mindfuck →
I will endavour to watch this high. Surprisingly funny.
Still have no idea how this works.
How do you reply to what people reblog? Where in God’s name is the reply button?
So I cracked and started a tumblr blog.